ALEX ADAM'S

Having been recently transfer-listed because of reported gambling matters Dino Drpic of Dinamo Zagreb is not having the best luck of lately. However, don't feel too bad for him.

He is married to this frool-worthy model Nives Celzijus. While promoting her book called Gola Istina (The Naked Truth), she told a Serbian talk show:

"Dino had arranged that people should turn on the stadium lights for us and he finally fulfilled his dream of having sex in the middle of a football pitch. It was very naughty."

Now what of my dream of making sweet, sweet love to Anna Kournikova on the Yankee Stadium mound after I tear off her Princess Leia bikini? Can my company make that dream come true?

Check out the full story on the soccer couple at the Daily Mail.